Introduction ...ish
Hello there... I forgot the script to this, uh, something something my little corner of the internet
something something. Except this is not a corner, this is a cupboard. Well, this is a weird cupboard with ASCII rats all over the place.
those are my neighbours, sorry; just try to keep your voice low, all of our ears get very sensitive to noise.
My name's Norrie: just like my neighbours I am a mouse, but not an ASCII one, a real one. I'm a little weird and dirty, and I'm allergic to colors and making things look aesthetically pleasing; that's why my site simply looks like this. It's mildly intentional though: I don't like it when people attempt to analyze me with their microscopes, then decide to plant their tents inside of my house for convenience reasons. But do you know what people do hate? reading; literacy is dying for a reason. It's a matter of being safe from the main spotlight; I scamper inside of your walls but since I dont peel open the outer plaster you'll never know my existence.